Sunday, July 24, 2011

THE MYSTERIOUS NASTY SOFA.........

NASTY SOFA.........
This morning I woke up to something very unusual on my front boulevard, apparently I have a new lawn ornament.  My hub was going to work this morning and I heard him holler before he left, "I can't believe this, someone dumped a couch on our lawn."  I thought he was kidding, but apparently not.  Some fool or fools decided they were done with this NASTY sofa.  It is absolutely disgusting and now I have to deal with getting rid of it.  I think I heard them dragging it down the street  around 2:00 am and they were drunk.  I don't mind people redecorating, but I do mind them making me the disposal unit facilitator and it being my problem now.  

What kind of person does this???  Seriously!!  

My neighbors have been asking me why there is a couch on my lawn.  We keep explaining to each neighbor that someone dumped it there and it is NOT ours.  So my very funny neighbors down the street decided they were going to add to the display and dragged down a very ugly table and an old cat in the hat lamp, but my awesome guard doggis alerted us before they could make good their escape.  That part was actually the only funny thing of the entire situation.  I am going to call the City tomorrow and they are going to have to deal with it, because I am not paying money to haul someone else's butt ugly nasty dead sofa trash to the dump.


SO NASTY SOFA PEOPLE IF YOU COME ACROSS THIS POST ON TWITTER COME PICK UP YOUR PIECE OF CRAP SOFA!!!


RESOLUTION of the MYSTERIOUS NASTY SOFA ~ I called the City of Esquimalt and talked to a lovely lady in public works. She was awesome and sent a disposal unit ~ appropriately it was a garbage truck. I warned her that the crew would need HAZMAT gear to pick up said sofa and that it was a BIOHAZARD. I wouldn't even let my dog sniff it, that is how bad it was. After I chit chatted with her for a few minutes,I got a call on my cell phone from my daughter, she was laughing uproariously, two guys were out front trying to stuff the NASTY sofa into the back seat of their car and it didn't fit. She said that they then tried to shove into the trunk. Apparently NASTY sofa didn't want to go home with them and didn't fit in their trunk so they gave up and left it on the curb. Makes me wonder if it was the two doofi (doofus plural) who left it there in the wee hours of the morning. SO IF THAT WAS THE OWNERS OF THE NASTY SOFA, YOU OWE the City of Esquimalt and tax payers money for dumping fees and if you really miss NASTY sofa, it now resides at the city dump.......Have fun trying to get NASTY back........

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMFAO!!

Dar said...

Hey Anonymous,

Is this your piece of crap sofa??? If it is come back and get it. If it isn't yours, it's FREE and I bet there is some change or other interesting goodies in it that you can have, but you have to take the sofa to get the change......

David Masse said...

Dar, that couch is WAY nastier on my PC than it was on my Iphone this morning. Don't let your dogs near it. Perhaps you should call the police department to report a suspicious package and they'll come and blow it up.

Dar said...

David it is disgustingly nasty. Whoever owned had kids because there is also purple felt maker on it. Its is so gross, one of the neighborhood kids was wondering out loud if there could be any change trapped in the cushions, I forbade them to check. You would need a hazmat suit to get near it, it makes me shiver just thinking about it.

I guess this didn't belong to the girl who was towing the little house, she looked too tidy.

Dar said...

The NASTY couch is no longer. I called the city and they are going to pick it up and dispose of it.

Funnily enough 2 dudes tried to pick it up and put it in their car, but it didn't fit.

Trobairitz said...

Wow. I expect that in the college town we live in but not where you live. Hopefully the city can take care of it for you. Can you put a free sign on it and hope someone decides they want it?

Wait.... put a sign on it for $50 and maybe someone will steal it thinking they got away with something.

Dar said...

Trobairitz - it makes me crazy that people do things like this. When I talked to the lady from public works she said it is happening more throughout municipalities particularly close to the end of the month. In the end the tax payors end up paying for all this. It makes me so angry that the unacceptable is becoming the norm nowadays.

The city sent a garbage truck to pick it up.

Turtle said...

That's so funny!!

(Of course,
it was never on MY front lawn)

Dar said...

TURTLE - looking back on this it actually is funny. It is so weird what people do when they have had a little too much of the happy juice and its 2:00 am and they are thinking its a good idea and pretty funny to boot.

What would be really funny is if they woke up the next morning and looked at each other and said "Dude where did the couch go? Someone stole our couch, man I was just sitting on it a few hours ago." I know it is my warped sense of humor, but I think it would be a funny comedy skit. At least they didn't bring the rest of their butt ugly furniture to accompany the NASTY sofa. LOL I should have put it on Used Victoria for $25 - lol

Anonymous said...

HAHAH. oh deary deary me. Is it gone yet? Silly people goodness gracious. Keep bloggin' scooter diva! You got some good stuff goin' on this blog of yours :)
Sincerely,
Amy

Dar said...

Amy Thanks for stopping by, glad you had a chuckle. Its gone!!! Yay! Cheers!

Iwunder01 said...

Sorry, that is to funny. I wouldn't get near it thinking there would be bedbugs in it. I have people dumping animals, but a couch is a new one for me.

Dar said...

Hi Iwunder!!! It was so totally gross. I just shiver thinking of it. We haven't had any new Mysterious furniture land on the lawn this week, so I think we are good to go. It is a long weekend here so there is always the possibility that NASTY chair that matches NASTY sofa could appear looking for its mate.

Glad you stopped by!