This morning I woke up to something very unusual on my front boulevard, apparently I have a new lawn ornament. My hub was going to work this morning and I heard him holler before he left, "I can't believe this, someone dumped a couch on our lawn." I thought he was kidding, but apparently not. Some fool or fools decided they were done with this NASTY sofa. It is absolutely disgusting and now I have to deal with getting rid of it. I think I heard them dragging it down the street around 2:00 am and they were drunk. I don't mind people redecorating, but I do mind them making me the disposal unit facilitator and it being my problem now.
What kind of person does this??? Seriously!!
My neighbors have been asking me why there is a couch on my lawn. We keep explaining to each neighbor that someone dumped it there and it is NOT ours. So my very funny neighbors down the street decided they were going to add to the display and dragged down a very ugly table and an old cat in the hat lamp, but my awesome guard doggis alerted us before they could make good their escape. That part was actually the only funny thing of the entire situation. I am going to call the City tomorrow and they are going to have to deal with it, because I am not paying money to haul someone else's butt ugly nasty dead sofa trash to the dump.
SO NASTY SOFA PEOPLE IF YOU COME ACROSS THIS POST ON TWITTER COME PICK UP YOUR PIECE OF CRAP SOFA!!!
RESOLUTION of the MYSTERIOUS NASTY SOFA ~ I called the City of Esquimalt and talked to a lovely lady in public works. She was awesome and sent a disposal unit ~ appropriately it was a garbage truck. I warned her that the crew would need HAZMAT gear to pick up said sofa and that it was a BIOHAZARD. I wouldn't even let my dog sniff it, that is how bad it was. After I chit chatted with her for a few minutes,I got a call on my cell phone from my daughter, she was laughing uproariously, two guys were out front trying to stuff the NASTY sofa into the back seat of their car and it didn't fit. She said that they then tried to shove into the trunk. Apparently NASTY sofa didn't want to go home with them and didn't fit in their trunk so they gave up and left it on the curb. Makes me wonder if it was the two doofi (doofus plural) who left it there in the wee hours of the morning. SO IF THAT WAS THE OWNERS OF THE NASTY SOFA, YOU OWE the City of Esquimalt and tax payers money for dumping fees and if you really miss NASTY sofa, it now resides at the city dump.......Have fun trying to get NASTY back........